"Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you havin a go! This is a sentimental time of the year.Please send an encouraging message to fucked up friends, just as I’ve done. I dont care if you lick windows, or occassionally shit yourself. You hang in there cupcake, you’re fuckin special, you’re my mate! Look at you smiling at your phone! You dickhead. Merry Christmas to you! :):)"
- My charming sister.